A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'
by Doujinshi March 2, 2009
Get the Crotch Wheatiesmug. Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.
by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010
Get the joined at the crotchmug. The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.
by AngryReptileKeeper January 26, 2009
Get the Crotch Crumbsmug. by BBQPorkRibs February 26, 2010
Get the fire crotchmug. Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.
by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009
Get the Fire Crotchmug. Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty
After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Get the Cave Crotchmug. its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it
dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
by john raleigh October 29, 2007
Get the crotch pattymug.