joined at the crotch

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010

Crotch-Confidence

An abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one's genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!

"Ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, I was sooooooo the poster boy for Crotch-Confidence, I was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!"

"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"

by Karilas April 26, 2007

Crotch Crumbs

The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.

Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!

by AngryReptileKeeper January 26, 2009

fire crotch

a fire crotch is a redheaded lady who is amazing in bed. She's on fire!

"Man I am so sore from that fire crotch I boned last night."

by BBQPorkRibs February 26, 2010

Fire Crotch

Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.

Hayley Watkins, is a total fire crotch.

by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009

crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!

by john raleigh October 29, 2007

Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009