Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

Shit buffet

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.

Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

by Adamus Rothenberguss May 29, 2009

[baffle]

Bitch.ass.fucker.fucking.lonely.elephants

Man you are such a baffle!

by Killa Ki. August 8, 2008

buffet

to withdraw completely then penetrate her in one thrust, repeat.

i buffeted to my satiety in that juicy pum-pum o'hers, yesterday.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

biffle

guy that whines and shares all his female problems with chicks in hopes of looking sentimental and getting laid by them or their friends. Synonymous with Tool.

"James Dowd is such a douche. He spent 4 hours last night at the party sharing his feelings about his ex girlfriend with Corey's girlfriend just so she would think he was a nice guy and tell all her friends. What a biffle."

by losdosequis December 16, 2007

Baffler

See "Houdini."

by G-Dawg May 30, 2003

I want to get out buffer

The origin of this sentence is in Hebrew.
State that the person disagree with a certain thing, or something seems wrong, so that the person want's to express his disfavors.

He: Let's get this women to dance for us.
She: I want to get out buffer.

by Elad August 29, 2005