Brandon

Brandon

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Asshole
Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool

Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.

Landon: Fuck Brandon

Everyone: Fuck Brandon
by KellyMan1212 February 08, 2019
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Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.
Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.
by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018
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A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime
Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.
by Lil $tackz July 16, 2020
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Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 30, 2019
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A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.
I hate Brandon.
by chlomosexual123 December 01, 2015
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Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped
by Big_big_fat ding February 05, 2019
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A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere
Brandon is a crack head.
by True loved by Alyssa September 22, 2018
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