Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life with Brandon.

by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked

Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean

by Vydro October 23, 2020

Brandon

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man

Brandon do you and Kanye still go out?

by Brandon.. November 9, 2020

Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.

Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole

by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020

Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020

Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020