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ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE
Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*
mugGet the ur bikes a dykemug.

Pushing the bike

Delaying the inevitable / wasting time.
Instead of cycling home, we walked home, we were really pushing the bike.
by Robertini42 August 11, 2022
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Get off the bike

Code word to tell a friend their breaf stank without calling them out
by Get off the bike May 5, 2018
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Flat bike

When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.
Want me to give you a flat bike?
by misty578 January 23, 2016
mugGet the Flat bikemug.

lil bike

A badass person who raps about weed and his store and his 50 chidren
Brunch you hear lil bikes new shit
by Xxxspongetacion February 4, 2018
mugGet the lil bikemug.

We Bike

We bike (phrase, slang — Florida State Seminoles football fandom)
A tongue‑in‑cheek rallying cry used by Florida State fans after the team secures a win following a loss, a losing streak, or an overall losing season. Often shared with a wink of self‑awareness, it playfully signals “we’re back” — but with the knowing humor of those who’ve endured the rough stretch. IYKYK.
We bike!!!!
by Bigwils September 9, 2025
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Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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