Beating around the bush

When you smack your dick on a girl pussy who don’t shave

To get her ready, bro, I was beating around the bush

by Watchyakno May 14, 2019

Beaking

The art of using a giant squid as a flesh light after removing its beak.

Me and my mother, seen this guy beaking a squid to death under the pier. He had blood everywhere. it was crazy.

by Pigs lives matter June 24, 2019

Beating around the bush

When you want your girl to admit to something so before sex you start asking her questions while slapping ya dick on her hairy clit. Girls will crack to this interrogation method. If not, just stop and walk away.

My girl didn't text me back all night so I was beating around the bush until she was about to cum and then I stopped, she told me she was passed out with a whole pizza.

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime July 5, 2019

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

Beaning

The act of smoking weed

You are you beaning after school?

by #CerealCarts April 15, 2019

Belvin Effect

When a joke is turned into an unneeded lesson

Person A: Pugs are so cute!
Person B: Did you know that pugs were bred so much that they are unable to breathe easily.
Person A: Did you know that you are annoying me with the Belvin effect?

by Ginger bot August 18, 2019

Beaning

The act of doing something retarded or doing anything that Pete Rodriguez would do.

Hey bro that chick was beaning last night.

by Birthday dinner August 19, 2019