Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010

ass bastard

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.

The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!

by Dody Bush December 11, 2008

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

Bastard Tim

Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.

Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
or
Bastard Tim won't shut-up.

by mike_james November 10, 2008

Bastard Rat

A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.

-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.

by BigDaddy618 April 23, 2010

Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011

fargen bastages

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.

Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.

by pointagrigio April 2, 2009