second base

1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball.
2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick.

1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit.
2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.

by MastePlan May 17, 2004

Baseball

America's pastime, and a sport that does actually involve effort, skill, determination, and fitness. For all those assholes that say "soccer" is the only sport that involves all of these traits, well fuck you. Just because you lawn fairies have never even tried the sport of baseball doesn't mean you can pretend you're to most athletic person on the planet. I'd like to see you outrun Alex Rodriguez. Beat David Ortiz in an arm wrestle. I dare you.

Naive soccer player: Hey, Mr. Baseball, your sport is retarded, and involves no skill.

Mr. Baseball: Suck my dick.

by catcherspwn June 2, 2010

2nd Base

touching people's goods

titts, dick, goods, anything you wouldn't try to cover up from your spouse/partner. Alan is two basses from doing his girlfriend, he's already touched her breasts, so he's past 2nd base.

by jannene June 11, 2006

14725th base

getting your cock sucked by a giraffe while playing Video games.

dude 1: omg i got to 14725th base last night !!

dude 2: no wayyy!!!!

by i love monkeys . January 23, 2009

second base

fist base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex

ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!

by flowerlife March 16, 2008

based_and_ancap_pilled

She’s really baste, nice, and a really good singer. But she does happen to have some downsides. She’s British and is a white woman.

I just read “Anatomy of the State” by Murray Rothbard, I’m based_and_ancap_pilled!

by eater_of_ass October 7, 2020

1st base

making out

Elizabeth's mom walked in on her andher boyfriend making out on the couch

by Anonymous August 12, 2003