Awkward

1. A situation in which no one feels comfortable or relaxed, sometimes excluding the person who made said situation unbearable.

2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by Awk.. November 4, 2010

awkward chocolate

To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.

"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."

by kevin snyder January 18, 2008

awkwark

1. Something that is beyond awkward.
2. Something that there are no words to describe what it is, it's just awkwark.

Ryan has an erection during a group gathering... a-w-k-w-a-r-k awkwark!!

by awkwarklover November 21, 2005

awkward tent

When one "pitches a tent" in an unusual place generating an awkward situation.

I saw Josh jerking off in church last week. Talk about an awkward tent.

by Sun-shine June 21, 2007

Awkward Flylence

The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.

*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*

Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)

*Long Awkward Flylence*

Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"

by phytu14ihf June 21, 2009

awkwardsauce

An invisible substance sprayed all over a situation to make it really awkward. Sometimes jizzed from an invisicock.

"Hey, that girl I fucked last night? I just realized she's John's sister."

"Whoa, that's awkwardsauce."

by leggie_blonde August 15, 2009

awkwardling

A combination of the word awkward and mingling or talking When you get uncomfortable in a social setting, especially if you have to mingle, or if you meet someone you haven't talked to in a long time.

Sarah: How awkwardling, it must have been, just standing there. It was silent.
What an awkwardling thing to do.
The room was just a clusterf#%* of awkwardling couples.

by cherrymuf74 February 10, 2010