by Spatro August 15, 2021
Get the I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder mug.A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.
On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!
Dude: Asked
Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys
Dude: Asked, now go away
EX 2)
Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked
Dude: Asked
Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys
Dude: Asked, now go away
EX 2)
Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked
by Made Famous by Rani November 23, 2010
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The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.
EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
by blahtnt October 13, 2021
Get the Did I asked? mug.Someone who repeatedly asks question, annoys others, eager to learn, veracious appetite for knowledge. Is interested in the process of learning and quick to ask for information from others but will also spend time to research additional information so that he /she is well informed and takes pride in sharing his/her knowledge back with others.
God!! He is just asked me what Kozar means he's such an askman. He just keeps asking questions all the time. Tell him to google it!!!!
by Jekyll440 April 2, 2015
Get the Askman mug.A person who asks you inane questions to the point where you can not even remember the point the original inquiry and makes you feel like shit in the process for no good reason.
Intern: Your next client is the conference room. When I had him sit down in the conference room he said he didn't complete the paperwork you requested he fill out for you. That is why I don't have it to give to you now.
Boss: What?!! Why didn't he fill out? Didn't you give him the paperwork? Why didn't the secretary get it from him 2 days ago?
Intern: He said completely forgot to fill out the paperwork. The secretary did call 2 days ago however, he never picked up or returned our messages. I did ask him to fill it out now according to the instructions we previously explained to him upon. I know you like to review it just before seeing clients.
Boss: Why isn't it done? Doesn't he know how important it is to complete the paperwork? Did he get lost getting here? Did he run out of pens? Doesn't he know how to read? Couldn't he just down load the PDF and fill in the blanks? Does he know how to use Adobe products? Isn't the deadline clearly stated on the first page? How did he forget? Why did he forget? What do you want me to do about it?!!! Isn't that why I have you???!!!!
Intern's inside voice: "Fuck, I did everything you wanted except shit a golden egg. What a fucking askoff!! What do you expect me to do if the client can't fill out simple paperwork as instructed?!!! What where the questions??? How am I supposed to reply to this shit?"
Boss: What?!! Why didn't he fill out? Didn't you give him the paperwork? Why didn't the secretary get it from him 2 days ago?
Intern: He said completely forgot to fill out the paperwork. The secretary did call 2 days ago however, he never picked up or returned our messages. I did ask him to fill it out now according to the instructions we previously explained to him upon. I know you like to review it just before seeing clients.
Boss: Why isn't it done? Doesn't he know how important it is to complete the paperwork? Did he get lost getting here? Did he run out of pens? Doesn't he know how to read? Couldn't he just down load the PDF and fill in the blanks? Does he know how to use Adobe products? Isn't the deadline clearly stated on the first page? How did he forget? Why did he forget? What do you want me to do about it?!!! Isn't that why I have you???!!!!
Intern's inside voice: "Fuck, I did everything you wanted except shit a golden egg. What a fucking askoff!! What do you expect me to do if the client can't fill out simple paperwork as instructed?!!! What where the questions??? How am I supposed to reply to this shit?"
by buttbustingintern April 4, 2015
Get the askoff mug.Askegard is a family name orginating from the land of the Vikings, every askegard family member has a unique sense of fun, and a boiling hot rage. (Although they are slow to anger don't be present when a askegard is angry.) When more than one of the family gets together they usually try to intimidate their neighbors by starting enormous fires, pumbling trucks with sledge hammers etc. Askegards love to be outdoors either fishing, cooking or maintaining their yards with a Compulsive need for order and serenity. All the girls are crazy for them, an askegard is a god walking among humans.
Askegard is above all
by Superman2k16 May 14, 2015
Get the askegard mug.Someone who asks for your help then says they don't need your help as soon as you agree to help them.
Carrie is a total askhelp, I agreed to help her jump her car battery because she was stranded, then she immediately says she doesn't need my help. Carrie is an askhelp
by Silverkiwi February 8, 2017
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