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Alabama Funnel

When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.
Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"

Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
by Thelordandsaviorjesuschrist August 21, 2011
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Arab mosh lord

The actual definition of Arab mosh lords is.

Dirty sand niggers who think they can rap and dance, but they can't because they're niggers.
Stranger 1: Hey man, who's that guy over there?

Stranger 2: Oh you know, just some dirty Arab mosh lord.
by MingeeMoo October 17, 2012
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Arab tax

When someone of Arab origin borrows an item and fails to return it to the owner
Yo that dude just Arab taxed my lighter!
by MR murdock May 1, 2009
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Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.
by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009
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alabama death ride

Forcing a lesbian activist and anti-male female to perform fellatio on a male while she is humming Sweet Home Alabama.
Greg performed the alabama death ride last night with cindy. She was pissed.
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
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Alabama Diorama

When one defecates directly into a shoebox for artistic purposes, typically for school projects and other similar endeavors.

Several classifications of Alabama Dioramas exist, the most prevalent being crapier mache.
My 5th grade teacher teacher in Tuscaloosa wanted me to do an extra credit assignment, but I just gave that bitch an Alabama Diorama.
by Andy S. and Malik G. February 15, 2008
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Arab Crime

A slang term for marijuana, due to how it always gets you stoned.
Hey man, let's go do some arab crime out of the bong
by the gimp suit November 22, 2010
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