angel bean 

A person who is completely innocent and cares for anybody

Phil Lester is such an angel bean, he would never hurt a fly

angel bean by Tinydino May 12, 2016

Angel persaud 

Guy that likes eating cheetos during class and sucks at clash royale and flappy golf

Damn angel persaud is eating cheetos in class again

Angel persaud by RussianCitizen February 28, 2017

Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

Angel scratches by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Angel Food Cake 

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

Angel Food Cake by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Angel Gravy 

The creamy feces (poop) produced by a breastfed baby.

From the look on my baby's face, I knew a diaper full of angel gravy awaited me.

Angel Gravy by Dr. SPS March 7, 2010

angel retentive 

A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.

“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!

“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”

angel retentive by Bad Beth and Beyond July 4, 2020

angel whore

A woman possessing the sexual tastes and skills of a whore, along with the heart and likeness of an angel. Interested in relationships that are both long-term and sexually deviant. Contrast with virgin slut.

"Jim, I bet your lovely wife of all these years sucks a mean cock." "Yes, Paul, she's quite an angel whore, and I'll cut you if you ever say that again."

angel whore by dickswell July 17, 2005