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Alaskan Brown Flower

After a prolonged session of anal sex, the head of the penis is caked with feces. Upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the penis as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.
After taking Sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night anal session while she was passed out, I capped the evening by presenting her a nice Alaskan brown flower.
by FightingPrick March 3, 2010
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alaska

Where a person chews up ice to make their mouth cold and performs oral sex for another person.
She gave him an Alaska with the ice from her Big Gulp.
by Kristen February 13, 2006
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alaskan cheese-shitter

The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.
"Damn nigga that bitch frontin"
"Lets introduce that bitch to the alaskan cheese-shitter"
by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 27, 2009
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Alaskan halfpipe

when you shit in a condom, freeze it, and then use it as a dildo
I totally gave your mom an Alaskan halfpipe last night
by pitbh September 5, 2009
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alaska alaska

A slang term meaning "up your ass." Derived from the fact that Alaska is the upper-most state of the U.S. or the "uppa u.s."
Patient: "I don't know where I can find the time or money to come in for that procedure."

Doctor: "Alaska Alaska"
by Portland Bone Grinders September 24, 2009
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Alaskan fire dragon

sexual act of woman giving a blowjob and before man cums punches woman in nose then cums so the blood cum mix on the womans chin
while evan was gettin a bj from caitlin the bitch tried to quit halfway so he alaskan fire dragoned her
by evangarlock August 17, 2011
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Hot Alaskan Bull Worm

A sex act which consists of the severing of the male penis (usually with shears). The severed penis resembles an "Alaskan Bull Worm," a fictional beast from the SpongeBob SquarePants mythos.
Betwixt the howls and throes of passion, Billy performed the Hot Alaskan Bull Worm - an act that he regretted shortly thereafter.
by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010
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