couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Dolphin

The only sea creature anyone likes

You:hey bro do you like dolphins?

Them: yeaaaaaaa maaaahhhhnnn

by QueenKangaroo July 19, 2019

Dolphin Laugh

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See also: uncle stinky

I just had the best dolphin laugh!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

dolphin

1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch

2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead

"omg my god you are such a fucking dolphin!" "dude why are you such a dolphin?"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019

Squeaky Dolphin

During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.

I was banging this random and gave her the squeaky dolphin.

by CamelToeMafia August 29, 2019