Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your rolled up wacky-tobacky

That slug-nut ruined my f-ing lifeee.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your blunt/joint.

That slug-nut ruined my fuckin blunt bruh.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

by darkstar0008 November 09, 2023

BlS Slug

An EMT that has no plans or aspirations to move up or improve on themselves. Typically (not always) middle aged or older.

This usually comes along with trying to take charge when not needed, even though many people are above them. Largely insufferable to work with

Person 1: Is that person a medic that was telling me how to bag that patient?

Persin 2: Oh no don't worry, that's just a BLS slug. They aren't going anywhere.

by Happy squirrel December 04, 2024

slug-sittin

Sitting on the couch,recliner,bed ETC. well others around are cleaning.

Stop slug-sittin well im right here cleaning.

by savage213456789 February 09, 2010

bug like a slug

what you sing if the tiktok song that goes, "I like to be fucked like a slut" is stuck in your head and you're around adults.

the tiktok song *plays*
... later when ur around an adult and it's stuck in ur head
"i like to be bug like a sluggg"

by stupidassbitchfuckyou March 16, 2021