by andy2222 June 18, 2009
Get the social zombiemug. Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008
Get the zombie's kissmug. 1) Someone who bashes or blames Obama or Liberals in the comment section of a news article or on Youtube, even though the article or video has nothing to do with politics. The Drudge Zombie usually ends up posting a comment there because they followed a link on Drudge, but they never took the time to even read the article before commenting.
2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.
2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.
Example;
"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."
"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"
"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."
"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"
by McNabb221 December 26, 2013
Get the Drudge Zombiemug. When a guy ejaculates on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.
Dan: I jizzed in my girl's eye and she became a Sperm Zombie looking for a towel
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.
by irockatcod4 December 26, 2011
Get the Sperm Zombiemug. Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.
Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.
by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012
Get the Zombie Lovemug. by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011
Get the Zombie shitmug. by Robot28L May 9, 2018
Get the phone zombiemug.