zombie summer

A meteorological phenomenon of a brief period of hot, sunny weather in autumn that occurs in the Northern Hemisphere after pretty much everybody thinks summer is already dead but instead it rises again in a less-desirable fashion.

Stupid Hippy: "Ahh I love me an Indian summer!"

You: "Shove it. These zombie summers piss me off. I already stored my jorts away for winter."

zombie summer by pantsk October 14, 2010

Zombie Fart 

A seemingly disposed fart, that you have to walk away from a group of people to disguise, and it creeps back up to you and your friends and one of them pukes.

zombie farts killing puking disguise funny shit zombie fart

Zombie Fart by zombieland vs landozombies March 3, 2011

Zombie Texting 

Not to be confused with drunk texting, this is texting random friends in the middle of the night when you are stone sober and cannot sleep in the hopes of finding someone else awake to amuse and entertain you. Usually you look like crap because you are exhausted, cannot sleep, so you are a bit scarey.

Unable to sleep Randy picked up his cell phone and zombie texting Luke at 3am to see if he too might be awake.

Zombie Texting by MarviMarti June 21, 2011

Zombie car 

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

Zombie car by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

zombie felching 

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

zombie felching by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

zombie crack 

snorting ashes of a human

that zombie just snorted some zombie crack.

zombie crack by specialist984 July 30, 2015

Zombie Blowjob 

When you get your bitch high on bath salts, then immediately wrap your dick in a hotdog bun, and offer it to her as a sacrifice and a testament of your love.

"I no long have a sick because I got a Zombie Blowjob."

Zombie Blowjob by Canttouchthis8395939 October 19, 2018