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heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.
Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.
by opuspostumum March 14, 2023
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Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.
My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.
by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016
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Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.
Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you
by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015
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Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.
They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.
by fringe-benefits-tax April 22, 2021
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Lewis wood

Lewis wood (AKA The Man With A Massive Knob is from Chester le street (Durham) and he gets a lot of females
by Dylan barnett August 26, 2022
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Leon Wood

Leon Wood is Maria's man.she only wants him.he's only hers. :)
Leon wood is marias man only, and will be the only one for her.
by Massivedick December 30, 2022
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kenneth woods

he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her
by Kenneth Woods February 13, 2018
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