one wipe more

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

That one wipe more was taking so long

by Didddies February 8, 2017

The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023

Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010

Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.

I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.

by HouseFace May 23, 2025

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020