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Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
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he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.
Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*
by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023
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Directed Energy Weapon

CIA runs electronic harassment and NSA and Schriever AFB DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning, capability and DARPA implants and FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you with plausible deniability.
Non investigative subjects on the FBI's TSDB are all hit with directed energy weapons.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
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The Academic Weapon

A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.
Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.
by trappingangsta18 October 17, 2023
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Government Sanctioned Weaponized Femboy

United States government sanctioned effeminate boys, used for military operation and/or civilian pleasure
"Do you want a government sanctioned weaponized femboy?"

"YES."
by Ziad Lyon June 22, 2024
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Laser Igniter Weapon

The broad category encompassing any armament whose primary mechanism is to cause destruction via laser-induced ignition. This includes pistols, rifles, cannons, and even orbital systems designed to start forest fires, trigger volcanic vents, or ignite a planet's atmosphere in the most extreme theoretical warfare. It's a class of weapon that treats the enemy's world itself as the ammunition.
Example: "The orbital defense grid wasn't loaded with kinetics; it was armed with laser igniter weapons. An invading fleet wouldn't be pierced; it would be set on fire. The strategy was to turn the local space around the planet into a kiln, using the enemy's own fuel, oxygen scrubbers, and hull paints as the kindling."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
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Plasma Igniter Weapon

Any weapon system where the primary destructive effect is delivered by a projected plasma bolt or stream. This ranges from infantry arms to vehicle-mounted cannons and starship batteries. The signature is localized, sun-core temperatures and the tendency to make things not just break, but change state—solids become liquids, liquids become gases, and gases become expanding fireballs.
Example: "The frigate's broadside consisted of plasma igniter weapons. They didn't puncture the hull of the pirate skiff; they enveloped it. For a split second, the skiff was the brightest star in the system as its entire mass flash-vaporized, leaving only an expanding, superheated cloud of ionized debris. It was less a battle and more a momentary astronomical event."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
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