damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.

Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

Mise well

The slur of "might as well"

It's just they way it's said, mise well doesn't mean anything.

It's said more like "Mize well"

Thad: PARTY AT PHIL'S HOUSE!
Randy: You goin to the party at Phil's house?
Ron: Well, I mise well, I've got nothing else to do.

by Thadanator April 6, 2005

Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 August 27, 2013

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

by onnomnom January 2, 2014

Drilled a well

When you cannot get an erection for regular vagina sex so instead you have anal sex

Max could not get an erection to have vagina sex with Sara so instead he drilled a well.

by Sex pot 74 October 22, 2016

Devil's Ink Well

A Devil's Ink Well is bought into being through the act of masturbation. Upon climaxing the man's ejaculate runs into the belly button filling it up and forming and an ink well of sperm and semen.

Amy wanked off Bryan so hard last night , i heard he made a devil's ink well

by ALEXOUS1 July 28, 2018

get well soon

1. What you say when someone/something dies.

2.What you say when someone/something either fails misrerabally, gets destroyed, or has no chance whatsoever of recovering.

Dude one - "Did you hear the news? Boyd Coddington passed away today"

Dude two- "Man that sucks. Get well soon Boyd."

Get well soon low gas prices.

Get well soon Titanic.

Get well soon Michael Richard's career!

by tehgmaster October 9, 2008