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automatic car wash

A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.
After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.
by Quintus Horatius March 2, 2012
mugGet the automatic car washmug.

wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.
Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head
by Mothersloads December 4, 2018
mugGet the wash machine headmug.

Washing Machine Heart

A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state
person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"

depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"
by local fag April 20, 2021
mugGet the Washing Machine Heartmug.

Kennedy Car wash

Driving a car off a bridge into a body of water, while drunk, and running away leaving the passenger trapped inside to suffocate.
"I'm so pissed at Mary Jo...I oughtta give her a Kennedy car wash"
by Bogey251 November 19, 2007
mugGet the Kennedy Car washmug.

George Washing-machine

That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.
I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.
mugGet the George Washing-machinemug.

dirty car wash

A sex move that is like no other. I, Carwash7576, am inventing a sex move. Kinda like a gang bang, but not really. There has to be 3 people there, at least 2 males. One male on the left side, one male on the right side, and they both jerk off at the same time in a speed test, and the third person is waiting for them to orgasm while doing their own thing. When the 2 males are about to orgasm, the third person runs in the middle, and gets a “dirty car wash” the person running in the middle, has to go back and forth between sucking on the dicks after the initial carwash. When the 3rd person is sucking on the dick, the other dick goes inside. It ends by putting your clothes on, walking out, and acting like it never happened. After the dirty car wash takes place, it’s never spoken of again, and you will never be the same. Ever.
Girl one: “Ew. Why do you smell so bad?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”
by carwash7576 January 11, 2020
mugGet the dirty car washmug.

washing my face

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"
by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014
mugGet the washing my facemug.

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