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The Wilson

When you whip your girls period blood off your dick and smack her ass to make a hand print and yell "WWWIILLLSSSOOOOONNN"
Bitch said we cant have sex cuz im on the rag. I gave her the wilson and split.
by Tom Spanks August 30, 2022
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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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Wilson Coggins

by Jamie Coggins March 8, 2022
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Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")
The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!
by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016
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Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out
“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show
by Skizeast December 18, 2018
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sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.
a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black
by Sexydimma February 26, 2015
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The Wilson

The Wilson is a sex move based on the film Cast Away featuring Tom Hanks
To perform The Wilson, you first start by fisting a woman while she's on her period, now with a blood covered hand you make a hand print on her face while fucking her
Hey, I totally gave that chick from the bar The Wilson last night. My bed sheets are ruined.
by GameNight777 February 20, 2024
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