pistol whip

The act of striking another person with the butt of a handgun.

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before masturbating, which ultimately led to my shooting him in the eye with semen. The old pirate's eye, as they say.

by Pistolero Numero Dos November 11, 2009

Sharp as a whip

Probably a bastardization of smart as a whip, meaning unusually intelligent or quick witted.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.

"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"

by Eyeyambob July 27, 2013

Bolivian bull whip

When you take a tube sock, defecate into it, and then you wield it as a whip above your head swinging it violently.

I smacked your mom in the face last night with a Bolivian bull whip.

by Rose Doyle May 24, 2009

scorpion whip

Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.

They give the phattest scorpion whips in the world down Longview, TX.

by Jerry Raffe February 12, 2005

Gang-Green Ready-Whip

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out and there is a green Ready-Whip like substance on your penis.

Timmy: im gunna pull it out of your butt ok.
Sammi: Good because im not feeling so good.
Timmy: OH MY GOD, Gang-Green Ready-Whip.!

by OhHotDamnThisIsMyJam April 11, 2010

baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe

by baby cool whip man December 9, 2010

chili whip

this only happens in prison.
After reaming a freshies bung, the violator pulls out and slaps cum, boold, and shit across the victim's face

OJ got chili-whipped on his first day

by 420hitter December 4, 2002