Walkered

Your friend chooses his friends over you and ditches you

Bro ive just been walkered he completely ditched me

by Cowhite15 September 14, 2017

Louis Walker

The main tic, the girls swarm around him like bees do to their queen. Louis’ main catchphrase is “Up the fucking tics”

Hey, did you see Louis Walker today at the tics away day? I felt like I wanted to f*ck him right there right then!

by @wafclouis October 28, 2017

izzie walker

Izzie walker stands for an angelic, beautiful girl that cards deeply for her friends and loved ones. She is happy and content but if you push her limits she will loose her mother fucking shit over you and could quite possibly fuck you up and kick you until you choke on your own fucked up ribs.

Wow you know izzie walker? Man shes treasure that one. A real angel.

by Shittyness101 May 31, 2017

Tillich-Walker Paradox

The Tillich-Walker paradox is a paradox that occurs when an individual has sufficient statistical knowledge to know the power necessary, or the requisite n sample size to draw meaningful conclusions about a sample pool of sexual partners, yet due precisely to this eggheaded knowledge they are unlikely to attract a sufficient number of mates to ever attain statistical significance in their own sample of sexual partners.

Oh man, Christian Tillich-Walker knows how many partners he needs, but he'll never be able to reach that number, I guess that's why they call it the Tillich-Walker paradox!

by tom32 March 15, 2018

Walker

A super nice, beautiful girl who can always make you laugh. You can talk to her about anything and you won't feel stupid. She will always be there for you when you are down and make everything seem better. She is no doubt the bestest friend you could ever have. Without a Walker, your life may feel incomplete.

Walker is so funny!

by lucy.mulligan13 May 7, 2016

sass walker

Someone who sasses people constantly, pretty much like a zombie chasing the living for flesh

Dude avoid Gina! She's a legit sass walker.

by BukkakeSlave69 May 31, 2016

dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018