An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks
My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone
by wafflequacker July 07, 2011
by StingyZebra May 18, 2014
by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023
1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese
2. used in place of all derogative terms
3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
2. used in place of all derogative terms
3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.
2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!
3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!
3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
by Vongola1208 January 19, 2011
A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.
The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!
Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018
by Albertish May 22, 2019
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019