Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head

Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...

by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009

oral unicorn

A man who loves to participate in successful cunnilingus and feels like a king so much so that he does not require reciprocation. This man is a rare breed in the millennial world of free porn and faked orgasms.

I have to tell my oral unicorn to stop after 3 orgasms or there is the risk he will eat my vagina off.

by Girlonfire3211 August 20, 2015

unicorn sex

the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.

Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.

by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009

lion and the unicorn

a sexual position, where a man straps a dildo to his fore head ( he being the unicorn ) and inserts it into another mans ass ( the lion )

its your turn to be the unicorn, i will be the lion

by bad man April 2, 2003

Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.

Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.

by William J Chance May 27, 2010

unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.

Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009

Unicorn Blood

Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.

I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!

by SamiQoo January 10, 2014