Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022

High Two

When you throw up the peace sign.

Chuck: "High five bro"
Tom: "Sorry my man, I only give High twos"

by Joshalosh September 6, 2016

two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.

After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.

by W34 January 5, 2018

trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.

The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.

by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017

Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

Two Weirdos

The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups

Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up

by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 May 30, 2018

two cups

Your bladder.
Come's from the thought that you can hold two cups before you explode.

Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!

Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.

by Bizzi January 20, 2008