twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

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Twitter Chicken

When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first

"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"

by reidromance June 17, 2013

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1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

by smh yea May 14, 2014

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twitterbrain

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.

A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.

by oldfart127 May 4, 2015

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Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

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twitter hoe

a male or females who gets around on twitter

synonyms:
twitter thot, twitter eater, twitter buster, twitter slut

"you know anthony swanson on twitter?"
"yeah girl he such a twitter hoe!"

by chyeeah July 5, 2016

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Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

by foxic_haste January 12, 2016

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