similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

turd loaf by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

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turd puddle

Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha

I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.

turd puddle by BuzzlightyearND October 27, 2010

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Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.

After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.

Turd Revenge by Poomonger April 21, 2011

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Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

Turd on a Salad by Tacoville May 1, 2011

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