toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009

toaster

a gun that is stolen, probly hotter than a firecracker in the bar-b-q pit at satans crib

hey blacc hand me that toaster so i can get this kid.

by cze August 10, 2005

toaster-oven

when you have a warm silent fart that warms your butt up

person A- whats that smell??
person B- its a Toaster-Oven and my butt is warm!

by pandawill10 January 4, 2011

Toasted

A less severe version of roasted. If someone's diss is good but not exceptional.

Dude, Hillary Clinton totally toasted Bernie Sanders in the debate tonight.

by Constitutional Scholar March 13, 2016

Toaster fluid

The cheese that drips out of the bottom of a grilled cheese when you put it in the toaster.

My favourite thing about making grilled cheese is drinking the toaster fluid afterwards.

by 6530b November 26, 2019

Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 7, 2009