by audrington November 15, 2018
Get the d breakmug. When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.
"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"
by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017
Get the Boner Breakmug. Jared: Hey man, you wanna go get some drinks?
Mike: Nah man, I can't. I have a break date with Sara in 15 min. It's her last chance for the day.
Jared: Dude, you're so whipped.
Mike: You're weak!
Mike: Nah man, I can't. I have a break date with Sara in 15 min. It's her last chance for the day.
Jared: Dude, you're so whipped.
Mike: You're weak!
by Philbert Turtle January 18, 2010
Get the break datemug. It may be different for everybody. Most commonly people feel their heart ache and can't stop crying.
I felt numb and didn't let myself cry. If I started crying I would do everything to stop it. So you really don't get a good cry. You start to feel extremely sad. Possibly have a hard time talking to your friends about it. Feel a lot of self doubt like feeling embarrassed and stupid for falling in love. A lot of regret comes in. Then something may happen, like them saying hi to you (and/or) something related happened. All of the sudden that built up sadness, anger, heart break makes you breakdown. Your friends may start to notice your distance. Don't do what I did. Otherwise you're stuck. Don't ignore your feelings. Don't be ashamed to cry, just don't. It feels like a very sticky wax being pulled off slowly on your skin. I chose to not reflect the situation, the memories, the relationship, and myself. I distracted my thoughts and kept my mind busy instead. If you can relate to this I would feel a great relief because this feels like it isn't normal. If you went through a break up and looked this up just know your a bad bitch ;) and I know you can get through this <3
I felt numb and didn't let myself cry. If I started crying I would do everything to stop it. So you really don't get a good cry. You start to feel extremely sad. Possibly have a hard time talking to your friends about it. Feel a lot of self doubt like feeling embarrassed and stupid for falling in love. A lot of regret comes in. Then something may happen, like them saying hi to you (and/or) something related happened. All of the sudden that built up sadness, anger, heart break makes you breakdown. Your friends may start to notice your distance. Don't do what I did. Otherwise you're stuck. Don't ignore your feelings. Don't be ashamed to cry, just don't. It feels like a very sticky wax being pulled off slowly on your skin. I chose to not reflect the situation, the memories, the relationship, and myself. I distracted my thoughts and kept my mind busy instead. If you can relate to this I would feel a great relief because this feels like it isn't normal. If you went through a break up and looked this up just know your a bad bitch ;) and I know you can get through this <3
i dont know what to write here. ANyways thanks For readinG my trUE feelings of my heart break bc my bitch ass decided to write it here instead of talkiNG to a reAl human about it.
by sleeptightanddon'tdie January 14, 2020
Get the Heart Breakmug. A 2000s hard rock/post grunge/alternative metal band, formed in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, United States, that split up after making their 4th album Dear Agony. Benjamin Burnley, lead singer, brought the band back together with different members in 2014 and released their 2015 album Dark Before Dawn. The members are Ben Burnley-Lead singer and guitarist, Keith Wallen-Guitarist and singer, Jasen Rauch-Guitarist, Aaron Bruch-Bassist and singer, and Shaun Foist-Drummer.
by UntilTheEndBB June 3, 2017
Get the Breaking Benjaminmug. noun; having a bowel movement in such a way where the waste leaves your body with great force and quantity. This is the type of event you cannot stop once set in motion and you would prefer to have happen in a safe and familiar bathroom.
I shouldn't have had all that Mexican food last night. That is definitely going to cause a jail break in the morning.
by Patrick V. Dooce December 31, 2008
Get the Jail Breakmug. When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet
Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."
by Maddo! March 29, 2007
Get the break the sealmug.