Timmer

a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!

Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"

by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Tommy Ramone

Drummer for legendary punk band The Ramones. Also last surviving member.

Johnny Ramone Dee Dee Ramone Joey Ramone

by Evil Bella September 20, 2004

Tommy Wiseau

The director of the film "The Room". He's also the Writer, Producer, and the Lead Actor. Beware of his film, because it's a riot! A Black Comedy that's a must see.

Tommy Wiseau- Lets eat huh.

Guy - What does Huh taste like?

by TripleRainbow August 4, 2010

Tommy Pickle

The odd hair a rare number of men grow on the head of their penis, making their cocks resemble Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.

Girl 1: Did you see Cole's penis? He's got a Tommy Pickle

Girl 2: I think it's cute

Girl 3: HA! I think he should shave it off

by irehbC March 6, 2011

Perfect Tommy

Character from Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, known for his general perfection, portrayed by actor Lewis Smith.

I can't believe Perfect Tommy was previously unlisted in Urban Dictionary...just a crime...

by RickJames3000 June 17, 2013

Timbys / Timbos

A slang name for a pair of Timberland boots.

" Youve justed scuffed your new Timbys mate, you must be gutted! "

by cazza September 30, 2004