Tighty Whities

A parent or family that is so strict and overprotective, that they would never let their children do anything that was slightly M related.

Sherell: Hello dear, would your son like to join me and my grandchildren to go see the Wallabies get their heads caved in by the All Blacks?

Heather: Absolutely not, my son has to stay home and do his singular sheet of homework that is due in 6 months, and also, sports is too violent, even golf is for people who are really tough and hardcore and that go to the gym everyday and eat raw eggs for some reason.

Sherrell: Wow your family are such Tighty Whities, go lick a Coles trolley ya bozo.

by NOZDOGE24 May 14, 2023

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College Tights

Brightly coloured and patterned tights or leggings worn over the legs, normally with a skirt or shorts worn over the top, to school or college.

Derick: "Hey, there is Megan."
*Megan walks in wearing a short skirt and brightly couloured, floral patterned tights*
Megan: "Hey!"
Derick: "Interesting tights..."
Megan: "These are my college tights, bright and eye-catching."

by EmilyAS November 15, 2011

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Gettin' tight

When a dude likes a chick, and his pants start "gettin' tight" about it.

"Hi Honey, how was your day at work?"
"Fine, beh-beh; the new girl was looking especially hot & fine today... She's lost a ton of weight, too!"
"WHAT?! Hey, asshole! I don't need to be hearin' you talk about how you're all 'gettin' tight' over OTHER WOMEN at your work."
"Oh, right.... Sorry."

by Professor Von Forster October 20, 2013

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