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Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.
My pal gave me a flat tire last night!
by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025
mugGet the Flat Tiremug.

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red
My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes
by italian~ice March 1, 2023
mugGet the italian tiredmug.

Tired

To add a tire to a vehicle.

To be traded for a car or wheels.

or for something else wanted.
I don't get tired and i will not let you get tired.
by Folksden April 21, 2024
mugGet the Tiredmug.

Spare Tire

A game of Commander played with a 5th person, usually among friends, so no one's left out.
Everyone actually showed up. Guess we'll run a Spare Tire then.
by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024
mugGet the Spare Tiremug.

Oklahoma tire swing

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!
by Beachpartysteve December 24, 2023
mugGet the Oklahoma tire swingmug.

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Flat Tiremug.

U tire

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.
by lil Galil April 16, 2024
mugGet the U tiremug.

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