Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

SHART

A fart and shit at the same time.........

It literally says it in the word.

I'm going to shart yourself

by Aaa-ron June 20, 2021

shart

(v) general positive utility verb; used as an attribute of a great achievement or event

1) Bro I sharted all over that test! Totally aced it!
2) This pizza sharts. So good.

by HungPistonsFan24 April 4, 2022

Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

Shart

When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.

Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart

by Used tampon February 2, 2022

Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024