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purple heart

The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
by Muerto1 July 13, 2009
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Purple Turkey

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
by BigZak January 2, 2012
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purple drunk

1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.

2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
by chillr October 10, 2013
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dingleberry purple

Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018
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The Purple Party

A political party in between liberal and republican (red+blue=purple) where everyone minds their damn business. Human rights are heavily prioritized among the members.
by PurplePartyFounder July 1, 2022
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purple lemonade

A beverage consisting of cough syrup and lemonade. This is usually specific to muddy lean. If the lean is mixed right it will be called pink lemonade. Also, the affects of purple lemonade are much worse than pink lemonade. These drinks don't necessarily contain any lemonade, but they can.
Ey cuz the purple lemonade makes me sick, mix it pink if you can
by NADER May 13, 2015
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Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.
Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"
by Johney the Great February 27, 2022
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