3 definitions by Johney the Great

A celebrity who thinks that any jokes about Russia are absolutely hilarious. Makes inflammatory pro and anti government content just to incite a reaction. The only person who laughs at her jokes is the one she sees in the mirror.
Miho: "Cyka Blyat!"
Everyone else on the 6th grade school bus: "Shut the fuck up please."
by Johney the Great March 1, 2022
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Several women in this group have blocked me on discord for contacting them privately. You know…heh….the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is….
I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).
First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?'But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.
To all the other E-girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend.
by Johney the Great March 2, 2022
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The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.
Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"
by Johney the Great February 28, 2022
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