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my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard 

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

I like talking to girls 

I’ve never been one for guy talk.
I like talking to girls

Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner. 

Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
The verbal form of Texting someone. Often used in the "Old Days" before the cell phone.
John and Steven are talking.
Talking by Imnotmeareyoume September 12, 2010

Taking Back Sunday 

A simply amazing band despite the sad, stereotypical labels that have been put forth upon this truly kick ass band.
Taking Back Sunday.

A Decade Under the Influence, "To hell with you and all your friends."

Set Phasers to Stun, "You paint your sins on the ceiling and I kept them glued to my chest it keeps me close like a promise kept."
Taking Back Sunday by Steven. August 4, 2006