that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
by word geniusss XD June 30, 2020
Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.
by Marcie211 October 07, 2014
"Look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?" said Jim
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd
by Flakass May 10, 2010
1.The dick of the turtle animal.
2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
by fgkiller February 17, 2010
by Matlor March 06, 2008
by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010
When you are a gay turle you are gay af and have no social life freinds or other means of expressing yourself besides saying ur a gay turtle
by BIGSTRAIGHT February 07, 2019