Thoughts and prayers

When you think of someone and send their best to them.

I am praying for you. Sending my thoughts and prayers to help you recover.

by Green&Red bows October 16, 2020

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

second thoughts

a dick and balls trick where you take your penis and pull it snugly underneath your body, leaving your balls protruding from either side of your now-gone penis. giving a double-image of "the brain" giving it the name, "second thoughts".

he gave me "the brain" so i hit him with the "second thoughts"

by deathafterlife June 2, 2009

thoight

The agressive form of 'thought'. Notice the 'OI' in the middle. When pronounced, always put emphasise on the 'OI' and you will succeed to make anyone feel angry and violated.

Person A is trying to avoid person B
Person B sees Person A
Person B- 'I THOIGHT YOU WERE WORKING TONIGHT!!'

by PieStar January 14, 2007

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

thoughtmare

A fantastical representation of the worst sum of all fears.

A representative map used to separate the cognitive (material) from the self-cognitive (affectative) across the node of convergence.

A hell razor that anihilizes (dualizes) the hard problem of materialism.

A thoughtmare is a hypothetical worst-case scenario that helps a sentient entity separate its thoughts (phenomenonology) from its cognitive array (representation).

by sandraxine November 2, 2018