Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.

• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”

by bentrd August 16, 2025

Fun Parts

Definition:
The parts of the human body capable of having or causing an orgasm. Some Fun Parts can both cause and have an orgasm.

Use in sentence:

Many people jam their Fun Parts together as an exciting hobby. Then there are the real weirdos that jam their Fun Parts together to perpetuate the human species. Geez, what’s the world coming to?

by IronMikey August 23, 2025

Omitting the part that matters

And that is why trivialize.

Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Vasilios Nyktas Part 2

Loveable but kinda mean. He’s an asshole 90 percent of the time but Ig he can be sweet. He cares a lot about people but also has an idgaf attitude. Hes bad at commitment but he’s nice if you catch him on a good day. His gf Sophia really needs to put him in check because he’s so rude sometimes. But he can either love you or hate you there’s really no in between.

Vasilios Nyktas part 2

by Ummmno June 22, 2022

Parts Africa

The local ghetto Auto Parts store. Often staffed by derelict bikers, underemployed Chefs, and once in a while highly intelligent Grandmothers!

Yeah, had to go to Parts Africa this morning to get brake pads for my nieces car.

by No Mercy September 28, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

New Jersey - Part 6

Last part, part 6 of how amazing NJ is which I can't put all in 1 part because of the character limit.I feel like you're about to say "Oh this guy talks so much about jersey" Yes. I talk about Jersey. I FUCKING LOVE JERSEY. IT'S MY STATE. Our state motto would be "Unwarranted Confidence, Unlimited Attitude." WE LOVE OUR STATE. WE ARE PROUD LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT. Also yes we have very amazing school system, better than something like Alabama's or Idaho's, we keep our state not smelly (granted, part of the GS parkway can get smelly but that space takes up like 5% of the state, which is not much.) Also yes Toyota is pretty much the only car you see. We have a very high Asian Population (That includes countries that aren't china btw) and we probably have at least 90% of all the emo kids in the country.
I have a lot more to say about our amazing state but I'm getting tired of typing and I've spent like almost an hour on this shit, so bye bitches i might make a continuation with parts 7-12 sometime if I get really bored but don't expect me to.

That's the end of New Jersey - Part 6 (and the end of this huge ass thing)

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022