devil scoop of chocolate

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster

I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.

by Bandito March 30, 2004

Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance

Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!

by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011

shooping

a verb used when one has no time to use the bathroom while shopping so they end up using the bathroom on themselves

The line was too long so I ended up shooping my pants

by Marviesauce April 4, 2011

Swooped

When your buddy is trying to get with a girl and you swoop into take her away.

Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.

Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.

by marcusgotswooped March 3, 2016

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013

Poopy Doc Scoopy

Poopy Doc Scoopy (also known as simply Poop Doc) is a radioactive turd that was created by Doctor Ass Nugget. He has the ability to launch a barrage of turd tarts and smells like the ass of a fat lady with chronic diarrhea.

Person #1: What is that fucking smell?
Person #2: That my friend, is the smell of Poopy Doc Scoopy.
Person #1: That's one hell of a turd.

by Poopy Doc Scoopy July 23, 2010

scoop

v. To get to something before someone else. Comes from the news business.

I scooped Bungalow H. Bill with the definition for piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001