Squatput 

The act of making a bowl movement after a long period of constipation

"Hey, have you seen Jack?"
"Nah, I heard he had too much pizza last night and got sick."
"Oh, man he's gonna be having some serious squatput!"

Squatput by Inachi December 15, 2011

squat pisser 

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

squat pisser by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

Squat-shot 

Selfie of you squatting over your phone where you get a close up picture of your pussy.

Last night my friend Curtisse sent me a squat-shot on snapchat

Squat-shot by P&Z April 14, 2016

squat cobler 

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

squat cobler by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

squat cobbler by Idling August 29, 2016

squat cobbler 

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.

That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.

squat cobbler by Hcas August 25, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

squat cobbler by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016