Spongebob Squarepants

He live sin a place called BIKINI BOTTOM damn if I can only live in my girlfriends BIKINI BOTTOM. oh yea the show is real funny

"who the fuck made up the name bikini bottom"

by DJ piracy May 13, 2005

Sponged

The act of slapping one’s face with a Sponge.

I Sponged you damn good nigga.

by Zac James June 1, 2004

[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.

I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.

by Tam Datson May 7, 2003

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008

fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

spongecular

When a man is talking to a woman and becomeds overly attracted to her by hitting on her in an extreme way. Most of the time it is an older man hitting on a younger woman.

A man strikes a conversation with a women and does not let it end. He will continue to hit on her making the situation more unconfortable every minute becoming spongecular. Eventually he will follow her around in order to talk to her more becoming a creepy pervert.

by rinoman October 16, 2008