Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

Spitonme.org

Wiener

Omg do u see that spitonme.org, its huge!!

by lollikuukkhdaa June 30, 2021

splitbaker

1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.

2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini

you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!

by plutoes August 25, 2022

Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.

In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

Spoke Splitter

Someone who likes to fuck chicks in the ass. The butthole kind of looks like spokes on a wheel.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the ass, you fuckin Spoke Splitter?"

by dode1548 February 11, 2010

wickedly split

When something is awesome or amazing

That is wickedly split man

by cowboycj February 11, 2014