spazghetti

spastic spaghetti. used by russell brand in 'my booky wook'.

"The problem with rescuing baby birds is that it's very hard to get them to eat properly. You have to chop 'em up worms, which they don't want to eat. Which I quite understand because they look and smell awful, writhing on a spoon like spastic spaghetti (spazghetti?)"

by SkinnyEff May 18, 2008

spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009

Spaghetto

When you make spaghetti, have leftovers, and take said leftovers in a plastic bag to work, school, museum, etc.

Person 1: "That fogie isn't even heating his pasta, and he brought it in a plastic bag."
Person 2: "Yeah, I hope they like their spaghetto cold."

by pokieecat August 4, 2014

spaghettu

The stupidest shit ever said by "teenage trash" these days.

"I'm fucking stupid and can't spell "spaghetti" right, so I'll say "spaghettu" instead.

by Your suicidal mom December 6, 2016

Spaghetti Boloqueef

Bolognese laid out onto a plate in the shape of a vagina, that creates weird sounds upon eating

Hmmm, this spaghetti Boloqueef is delicious!

by OnionRingOfDoom October 24, 2009

Flying Spaghetti Monster

This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.

Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.

by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 14, 2010

spaghetti pancake

A pancake made from left over spaghetti noodles.

You're kidding me with those spaghetti pancakes, right?

by mmg3678 September 26, 2006