Uncle Spank

The man, the Legend.

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!

by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022

spank a beat

Masterbation to a beat

I want to spank a beat

by Wingman 1 March 16, 2017

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 15, 2024

Spank Tank

A toilet typically found in a frat house used exclusively for masturbation and or flushing used condoms.

If you will excuse me gentleman I must proceed to release my seed into the spank tank.

by XxPpcrusxX May 07, 2025

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank

(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.

by Mama Pete October 20, 2018

sycronized spank

When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.

Me and the boys did a sycronized spank, all that can at once was a little overwhelming

by Negativechromosomes October 28, 2017