noob soup

If someone is considered noob soup, they are the worst of the worst noobs. It is common for noob to be replaced with nub.

This level 3 troll is the worst noob around! Other noobs make him into noob soup, and eat him.

by Chase Hamilton October 2, 2007

peeing in the soup

To really screw something up royally. To fuck something up totally. To make a complete shambles of some situation. In short, to screw the pooch.

Bob got caught peeing in the soup. His wife caught him fucking his secretary. She will divorce him and take every dime he ever had.

by jpeterman12 November 30, 2006

stirring the soup

the process in which a woamns' nether-region is either rubbed, fondled, caressed, etc., etc, by either herself or another partner.

jane was getting no-where with dick's pathetic attempt at pleasing her. once gone, jane stirred her soup and went to sleep satisfied. needless to say, no dick can beat janes own stirring the soup.

by tam sing February 22, 2009

nigga soup

When u dont have much food.
or your food is in short supply.
so u take all the can goods meats or what ever u have
and throw it all in one big pot and cook it together
and hope it taste good wen u get done

what chall eatin?
man we aint got that much food
shit better make sum nigga soup

by janeasha February 29, 2008

soup sandwitch

imagine your faviort soup between two slices of bread.A military term describing a solider or cadet that is sloppy and all fucked up.

cadet: (reports for inspection with his shirt untucked)
superiour: wtf is wrong with you cadet your a fucking soup sandwitch

by snafu19082 June 27, 2009

grenade soup

This is when an attractive girl has gained a significant amount of poundage for no explanable reason.

God almighty! That bitch was hot last summer, but she's been eating grenade soup.

by Jon Downey September 25, 2006

soup ladling

A sexual act involving 2 or more men. A man pisses on another man's package, then licks it off with his tongue. There are some cases where they will pour liquid drinks such as Kool-Aid or capri sun instead of pee. Also see Pudding drinking.

Last night, Paul asked me if I had ever gone soup ladling. I didn't know what he meant until he started showing me!

by Omgpoplover July 19, 2010